Reading Procrastinator Laughs Gifts

The nations most brought but unread books.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

Good luck in your A Levels.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

The Farmer Sutra.

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

"I didn't prioritize my day and now I'm stagnant."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

"Rather than plagiarism. . . I'd like to think of myself as a co-author!"

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

'It's OK, we're letting the lumber age.'

"Actually it's not my business plan. It's my plan for planning a plan."

"No decision yet, he's still sleeping on it"

'All I know is that if I ignore this history homework, I'll be doomed to repeat it next semester.'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

"The siege was yesterday."

'Sorry, but my mind started wandering and I'm just filling in time. . . until it comes back.'

'I'm afraid your problem is a serious misprint in your home-medical guide.'

'Fine, I'll put up the shelving.'

"I'm sure you've been reading about the enormous emotional pressures we teenagers are under today, so I know you'll understand when I say I've just been too stressed out to write my history paper."

"I'll get on to it as soon as I've finished my tea break."

'Sorry fellas can we do this tomorrow I have left my glasses in Warwick.'