Quirky Trader Gifts

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Laundromat. Psst --- I'll trade you one brown sock for one blue.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

The Map of the human brain

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Dreams I have had...

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"That's our new church mascot."

Large print e-book.

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

The lesser of two evils.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"People were steal his ideas"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Floss Street Vendor

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.