Playful Trader Gifts

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

TTIP

Wall Street Lights.

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

The church of our lady of wall street.

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

Helms Burton Title III

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

At The Clown Bank.

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

'I'm outta here.'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

Ethic Cleansing