Quirky Trader T-Shirts

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

The Map of the human brain

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Dreams I have had...

"That's our new church mascot."

Large print e-book.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

The lesser of two evils.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"People were steal his ideas"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Floss Street Vendor