Quirky Patron Gifts

"This place was better before they tore it down."

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Wanna talk about it?

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'And this is scraps.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Self-Employment

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'It's the only way I can wash him.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "