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"This place was better before they tore it down."

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Cat Show

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Wanna talk about it?

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'And this is scraps.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'It's the only way I can wash him.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

Self-Employment

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "