Chatty Patron Gifts

Wanna talk about it?

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Time for tea and friendship.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Do you come here often?'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"I've been feeling a bit empty lately."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

''Is there anybody there?'

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Who's Not Who.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"Edgar, don't you think it's time you donated a wing somewhere?"

Blah blah blah.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'

"When nature calls, so does everyone else."

Yak, Yak Yak, Yak Yak Yak.

'Aw-FORGET it!'