Chatty Patron Pillows

Wanna talk about it?

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Time for tea and friendship.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'Do you come here often?'

"I've been feeling a bit empty lately."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

White Wine Wisdom (2)

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

''Is there anybody there?'

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

Who's Not Who.

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"Edgar, don't you think it's time you donated a wing somewhere?"

Blah blah blah.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

Two phones talking to one another.

Alexa and Siri girl talk.

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'

'Aw-FORGET it!'

Yak, Yak Yak, Yak Yak Yak.