Quirky Giver Pillows

"Is this tax deductible?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lactose Intolerant

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Ball as water-melon.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'We have three minutes left.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Diner

Christmas Presents.

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

High speed cinder block

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Balloon dog poos.