Quirky Gifts Pillows

As a Haggis has one leg longer than the other, it was often thought the best way to catch one was to chase it around a hillside. Then have an accomplice chase it the other way. Thus making the Haggis topple over!

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."

'Fetch'

Cheeze Wiz.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Self-eating Chips

The perfect lemming murder.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"We've got to lighten up those fortune cookies!"

"You paid to have a grain of sand named after me? You're such an idiot."

"I didn't know what else to get you."

Invsible Man is a frustrated flasher

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Raincloud Umbrella

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Emergency Phone.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ball as water-melon.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."