Quirky Gifts Mugs

As a Haggis has one leg longer than the other, it was often thought the best way to catch one was to chase it around a hillside. Then have an accomplice chase it the other way. Thus making the Haggis topple over!

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."

'Fetch'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Self-eating Chips

The perfect lemming murder.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"We've got to lighten up those fortune cookies!"

"You paid to have a grain of sand named after me? You're such an idiot."

"I didn't know what else to get you."

Invsible Man is a frustrated flasher

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Raincloud Umbrella

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Emergency Phone.

Ball as water-melon.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

How Amazon was invented