Quirky Dad Appreciator Pillows

'See, your father's never afraid of being in the minority.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Official Team Cap With Beard

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'We were made for each other.'

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

'Dad, I need help with chemistry, what's the periodic table?'

"How long before I have a dad body?"

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

"Give me back my scarf and hat!"

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"Are you binge watching again?"

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

Freak Family - please don't be looking at me...

"What?"

'He's quite the hands-on daddy...in his way.'

'I think he's getting serious. He's laughing at Daddy's jokes.'

'The Sunday funnies in PowerPoint... your dad is awesome, Billy!'

"Dad's got an imaginary friend too, he's called Techincal support"

"This review calls our comic strip 'sophomoric'.

'Come on, push me: I did it for you...'

Undertakers Pole

Mandarins and Boydarins

"Dude, you should wear it on the front. Chicks love that!"