Quirky Dad Appreciator Gifts

'See, your father's never afraid of being in the minority.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Official Team Cap With Beard

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'We were made for each other.'

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

'Dad, I need help with chemistry, what's the periodic table?'

"How long before I have a dad body?"

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

"Give me back my scarf and hat!"

"Are you binge watching again?"

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."

Freak Family - please don't be looking at me...

"Sounds like someone should have talked to the Three Little Pigs about homeowner's insurance."

"What?"

'I think he's getting serious. He's laughing at Daddy's jokes.'

'He's quite the hands-on daddy...in his way.'

'The Sunday funnies in PowerPoint... your dad is awesome, Billy!'

"Dad's got an imaginary friend too, he's called Techincal support"

Mandarins and Boydarins

"This review calls our comic strip 'sophomoric'.

Undertakers Pole

"Dude, you should wear it on the front. Chicks love that!"