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'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Where's your nose?"

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"Geese fly in a V, son--attorneys fly in a wedge."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"I'll explain later."

'Congratulations! It's an omelette!'

She was always an introvert.

Boho Bribes

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

'Yeah, my Mum is a clean-freak too: I have to wash my food before I eat it...'

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

'Hello? Animal control?'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

'Flea and tick circus'

"Have you seen his sippy skull?"

Newton's Cradle

Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

Tooth Pulling Cork

'Be wormier!'

Excited about getting Gina to the hospital on the 'big day', Doug converts their car into the Stork-mobile.

At home with the Tangleheads

Tapeworms Need Love Too

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors