Quirky Dad Supporter Mugs

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Where's your nose?"

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"Geese fly in a V, son--attorneys fly in a wedge."

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'Congratulations! It's an omelette!'

"I'll explain later."

Boho Bribes

'Flea and tick circus'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

'Hello? Animal control?'

"Have you seen his sippy skull?"

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

'Yeah, my Mum is a clean-freak too: I have to wash my food before I eat it...'

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Newton's Cradle

Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

At home with the Tangleheads

Tooth Pulling Cork

Tapeworms Need Love Too

'Be wormier!'

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

'Mom's weird -- she lets us play in the mud, but she won't let us watch dirty movies.'