Quirky Ceremony Moments Gifts

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Graduates on their phones

'He does.'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Zumma Cum Laude

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Zoom Wedding

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Marriage Returns

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

Sal's Birthday Cart

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

RETIREMENT VOWS

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'No, the answer is: d ) All of the above.'

"I now pronounce you guilty."

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"I'm sorry, young man, I just can't go through with this ceremony!"

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

'Hold everything! -- My left brain just kicked in!'

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."