"I'm sorry, young man, I just can't go through with this ceremony!"
Ceremony Skeptic Gifts
Looking for a gift for a ceremony skeptic? Our collection features humorous and tongue-in-cheek items that celebrate their unique perspective. Ideal for those who challenge tradition but still enjoy life's special moments with a smile. Whether they're critical or just happily skeptical, our products make their personality shine. Add a touch of humor to their collection and let them know their playful skepticism is appreciated.
'No, but thanks for asking,'
"This is all so ARBITRARY!"
'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.
"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "
"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."
'Okay.. what the hell.'
'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'
'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'
'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'
'What, They're comfortable.'
'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'
Double Wedding
Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.
"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."
Marriage Returns
'I know we had some good time together, Muriel, but a permanent relationship is out.'
The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.
"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."
Christening
Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony
"Birthday? No? Anniversary?
Things one would rather have left unsaid - 'I will!'
'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'
'No, the answer is: d ) All of the above.'
Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man
Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.
Swearing a Child.
"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."
'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'
"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"
A bit of serious pantomime. - A message from the Lords.
'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'
"I do if she does."
'Will you love, honour, and share custody of the remote control so long as you both shall live?'
Ceremony Skeptic Gifts Collection
Ceremony Skeptic Mugs
Discover our collection of fun mugs designed for ceremony skeptics. Perfect for mornings or as a humorous gift for those who question tradition.
Ceremony Skeptic Pillows
Check out our amusing pillows—ideal for skeptics who love to add humor to their home decor.
Ceremony Skeptic Prints
Browse our clever prints that celebrate skepticism and humor. Perfect for decorating and making a statement.
Ceremony Skeptic T-Shirts
Explore our lineup of witty T-shirts for skeptics of ceremonies. A fun way to express their unique perspective every day.