Quirky Ceremony Moments Pillows

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'He does.'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Zumma Cum Laude

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Zoom Wedding

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Marriage Returns

Sal's Birthday Cart

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

"I now pronounce you guilty."

RETIREMENT VOWS

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'No, the answer is: d ) All of the above.'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

"I'm sorry, young man, I just can't go through with this ceremony!"

"I hired out a double for this bit."

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"

Jewish auto correct fails

'Hold everything! -- My left brain just kicked in!'

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."