Ceremony Chaos Pillows

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Okay.. what the hell.'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Graduates on their phones

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Folk Wedding

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'Will you hold it down? This is IMPORTANT!'

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

Double Wedding

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"