Ceremony Clowns Pillows

'Wait a minute - Shouldn't we flip a coin to see who goes first?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

'He does.'

Crab with a clown face.

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Graduates on their phones

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

A salute of scouts

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Monster Clown

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Dog Birthdays

Children's Entertainer

A skip full of fools.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'They call it the people dance.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

Runner going through hurdles.

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Giggle.

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

"I borrowed it from your neighbor, he really is a big clown."

'What, They're comfortable.'

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."