Ceremony Clowns Gifts

'Wait a minute - Shouldn't we flip a coin to see who goes first?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

'He does.'

Crab with a clown face.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

A salute of scouts

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Children's Entertainer

Monster Clown

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'Does my head look big in this?'

Runner going through hurdles.

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"I borrowed it from your neighbor, he really is a big clown."

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

'What, They're comfortable.'

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''