Celebratory Clown Antics Gifts

Yearbook

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Runner going through hurdles.

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

A boy holding a balloon

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'Only then did Igor remember'

"Inside me there's a juggler struggling to get out."

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

'I decided I need something to draw the eye away from my bald patch.'

At The Clown Bank.

In a Quandary

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

"Case dismissed."

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'