Celebratory Clown Antics Mugs

Dog Birthdays

Yearbook

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Runner going through hurdles.

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"I didn't say he's dying from choking. I said he's killing us with his joking."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Water Balloon Animals.

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

At The Clown Bank.

'Only then did Igor remember'

'I decided I need something to draw the eye away from my bald patch.'

"Inside me there's a juggler struggling to get out."

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

A boy holding a balloon

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

In a Quandary

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

"Case dismissed."

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

Clown's Grocery List.