Ceremony Giggler Pillows

I can't talk now. She said WHHHAT?? Call me back in five minutes!

Clown God

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

2pm meet your Creator

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'Man, I'm bombing,'

I am one with stupid.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'Whoops!'

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'Lettuce pray!'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

"I now pronounce you guilty."

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.