Ceremony Disruptor Pillows

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"Hi, I'm on the train."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Horse statue throws off rider.

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Tribal masks.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

'She wishes.'

'I don't want to ride you, Hawthorne, but I'd say you've got a serious attitude problem.'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"Pawn to King Four."

"Who will admit to folding the printout into a paper airplane?"

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

The board meeting was quite dignified until somebody started a pie chart fight.

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'