Speech Disruptor Pillows

A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

"Move, Gary."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'She wishes.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

"You must be the new guy!"

"Pawn to King Four."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

"Hi, I'm on the train."

Occupy crunch

Master dog trainer.

'Ssshh! You're disturbing the class.'

Intolerance cyclops trying to crush first amendment warrior

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

"That's the first time he's ever done anything spontaneous!"

TV Kill

"A first-class stamp, please. Something casual."

'We'd like to share a haircut.'

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

Radio phone-in: 'Hello, how are you' time wasters.

do you like democrats of republicans? is that the only choice?

"Stop making fun of my lisp."