Humorous Wedding Moments Gifts

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"Let's take in a trial."

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"To begin with, he ate most of the wedding cake..."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

'Cheers, it's worth the domestic hassle.'

Just married.

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

When Female Leopards Marry.

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''