Humorous Wedding Moments Mugs

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

"Let's take in a trial."

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"To begin with, he ate most of the wedding cake..."

When Female Leopards Marry.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

'Cheers, it's worth the domestic hassle.'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

Just married.

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"