Questionnaire Geek Gifts

The client would prefer fewer open-ended questions,

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

First and last day as census taker...

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

If you don't help me find happiness, you haven

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

Cloning Labs.

"Shall I put that down as a 'Don't Know' then?"

'I have cradle to grave insecurity.'

Last chance for dream analysis.

Emojis for psychos.

"Do you have any other strengths?"

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

"Maybe everyone would feel more comfortable being vulnerable round you if you weren't trying to eat them."

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but this survey does not allow for that opinion."

Meet Mister Printer!

'Thank you for verifying your name for us, Doug. We're going to start with some multiple choice questions.'

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

Hey, Doug 1.0. How've you been? Boot me up, Rudy. You want a coffee? Valid input. Equation scone inclusive. And a pastry? You also want a pastry? Hit enter. I can't speak geek, but I can understand a bit of it. Logging off.

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

'I'm going to have to stop going to therapy... I can't afford the extra emotional baggage fees.'

"I solved the maze in fifty-three seconds, but it was a Monday level."

Clancy:Survey Question

Census Interrogation