Census Geek Gifts

'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The High Line at Giza

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Knights of the Square Table.

"You have reached the edge of town."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Pyramids exploding.

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'