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'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

The High Line at Giza

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Knights of the Square Table.

Pyramids exploding.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.