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Early Man // Subsequent Guy

"Talk nerdy to me."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"The Eggsorcist"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Nerd tryouts.

Sexual chemistry set

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Pearly King and Queen

The High Line at Giza

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Picasso: The Early Years

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Kultural K9's.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'