Questionnaire Geek Pillows

The client would prefer fewer open-ended questions,

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

First and last day as census taker...

Cloning Labs.

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

'I have cradle to grave insecurity.'

Last chance for dream analysis.

"Do you have any other strengths?"

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

"Maybe everyone would feel more comfortable being vulnerable round you if you weren't trying to eat them."

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but this survey does not allow for that opinion."

Meet Mister Printer!

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

'I'm going to have to stop going to therapy... I can't afford the extra emotional baggage fees.'

"I solved the maze in fifty-three seconds, but it was a Monday level."

Clancy:Survey Question

Census Interrogation

"What a day! You wouldn't believe the hellacious archetypes I had to deal with."