Prison Tv Series Lover Gifts

"Me? I am a diabolical maniac who's just happy to be here. What are you in for?"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Spoiler alert."

Tic-tac-toe

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

'It's windy this morning.'

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

'Ron Adagio, the only person in Hollywood who has been in a movie, but hasn't yet starred in his own sitcom.'

"Try and give me... happy."

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything they didn't already suspect.'

"For God's sake man, give it a break. You were an accountant!"

Maximum Insecurity Prison

'When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking.'

'Yes, you look stunning. Can I put the mirror down now?'

Prison decorating

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'