Prison Television Shows Gifts

'I'll get back to you. I seem to have misplaced your folder.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

'It's windy this morning.'

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

'When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking.'

"For God's sake man, give it a break. You were an accountant!"

'Yes, you look stunning. Can I put the mirror down now?'

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'

'Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything they didn't already suspect.'

Prison decorating

Identity theft. You?

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

WARDEN, 'You're a bad influence around here, Murdock!'

No caption. (Two jail cell inmates are seen looking at each other. One is a human, one a mouse. There are bars on the cell window and bars shown on the mouse hole).

'A break-out? Forget it. Security's too tight. Can't even break out in a sweat around here without getting caught.'

Lawyer to prisoner- It's stopped raining, I'll be going,

Prison Library: Do Not Press The Escape Key On Prison Computers.

"Good news, the breakout's on tonight!"

"Ever walk into a room and forget why you're there?"