Prison Documentaries Gifts

Guess what my number is?

Tic-tac-toe

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

Prison Wallpaper.

"It's a Plodcast!"

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

Food Chain Gang

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

Preferred Prisons

In The Bastille

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

'That fugitive looks just like our financial advisor.'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

'It wouldn't hurt you to visit me once in a while!'

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

"Your smartphone knows too much!"

"You have to stop doing this. This is the eighth time you've received a life sentence!"