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Add Your Own Caption Week #218

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

'It's windy this morning.'

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Preferred Prisons

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

"I was making big money! Yes, an inch too big."

'When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking.'

"He says he won't wear a mask."

"For God's sake man, give it a break. You were an accountant!"

Prison decorating

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

'I got busted for Identity Theft: I was pretending to be the Prince...'

Prisoner playing golf with his ball and chains.

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

'Yes, you look stunning. Can I put the mirror down now?'

'Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything they didn't already suspect.'

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'