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Add Your Own Caption Week #218

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

Preferred Prisons

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

'It's windy this morning.'

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'I got busted for Identity Theft: I was pretending to be the Prince...'

'When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking.'

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

"He says he won't wear a mask."

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

"I was making big money! Yes, an inch too big."

'Yes, you look stunning. Can I put the mirror down now?'

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'

'Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything they didn't already suspect.'

Prison decorating

Identity theft. You?

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

'So, how was your day?'