Prison Dramas Gifts

Identity theft. You?

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

'How did you get my secretary?'

"Good news, the breakout's on tonight!"

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Joan Hickson

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Tic-tac-toe

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Slow Night

Miami Mice

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'Let's get a kitty.'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"Paper or plastic?"

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Al Pacino

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

Sweet Jailbreak

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

Prison Wallpaper.

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

'Hello, Mum!'