Prison Dramas Mugs

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

'How did you get my secretary?'

"Good news, the breakout's on tonight!"

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Joan Hickson

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Slow Night

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Tic-tac-toe

Miami Mice

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"Paper or plastic?"

'Let's get a kitty.'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Sweet Jailbreak

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

Prison Wallpaper.

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

"You keep changing your story, flower, so I'm gonna ask you one last time."

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'Hello, Mum!'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."