Prison Drama Fans Mugs

'I hate Mondays.'

"Enough already. I believe you can do my time standing on your head."

'I'm here for identity theft.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'It's windy this morning.'

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

Preferred Prisons

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Hey. You're back.'

'So, how was your day?'

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

Prisoner playing golf with his ball and chains.

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

'When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking.'

Prison decorating

'Yes, you look stunning. Can I put the mirror down now?'

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'

'Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything they didn't already suspect.'