Prison Life Quirks Gifts

Looking for a gift that laughs in the face of prison life quirks? Discover unique, witty items that highlight the peculiarities and unexpected humor of incarceration. Great for fans of creative humor and prison anecdotes, these gifts bring a lighthearted twist to a serious topic. Show your appreciation with a fun, thoughtfully designed product that celebrates the quirks and oddities of life behind bars, ideal for anyone interested in the humorous side of prison stories.

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'I'm being let go. Twenty years I give this place, and that's the thanks I get.'

'I'm being let go. Twenty years I give this place, and that's the thanks I get.' mockup

'I'm being let go. Twenty years I give this place, and that's the thanks I get.'

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"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

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Tic-tac-toe

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"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought." mockup

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

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'Let's get a kitty.'

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'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.' mockup

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

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Exhibition for Prisoners

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When staffing agencies screw up.

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"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!" mockup

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

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'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?' mockup

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

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Sweet Jailbreak

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Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it... mockup

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

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'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?' mockup

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

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'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.' mockup

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

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Prison Wallpaper.

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'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.' mockup

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

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'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.' mockup

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

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"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?" mockup

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

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'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!' mockup

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

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"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening." mockup

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

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Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year. mockup

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

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"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird." mockup

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

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"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun." mockup

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

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"We're so close that we're finishing each other's sentences."

"We're so close that we're finishing each other's sentences." mockup

"We're so close that we're finishing each other's sentences."

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"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!" mockup

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

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'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.' mockup

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

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'I was a computer executive -- but I performed an illegal operation and was shut down.'

'I was a computer executive -- but I performed an illegal operation and was shut down.' mockup

'I was a computer executive -- but I performed an illegal operation and was shut down.'

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Convict Decor

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'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.' mockup

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

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"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..." mockup

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

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Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street. mockup

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

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Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner. mockup

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

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"If you include my first marriage I'm a three time loser."

"If you include my first marriage I'm a three time loser." mockup

"If you include my first marriage I'm a three time loser."

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Prison Life Quirks Gifts Collection

Prison Life Quirks Mugs

Explore our collection of prison life quirks mugs for a humorous start to your day, perfect for fans of offbeat and witty designs.

Prison Life Quirks Pillows

Snuggle up with our prison life quirks pillows and add a dash of humor to your living space with funny, relatable designs.

Prison Life Quirks Prints

Decorate your walls with our prison life quirks prints, showcasing witty and entertaining takes on life behind bars.

Prison Life Quirks T-Shirts

Check out our prison life quirks t-shirts for a fun way to wear your humor and highlight the quirks of incarceration with style.