Poultry Pioneer Gifts

'He specializes in chicken dishes.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'Superstock'

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Can he come out and play?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'Tasty bird.'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Step on it, Larry.'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'