Poultry Politician Gifts

Kid about hen: 'She's the chief executive egg layer. I call her coop The Oval Office.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."