Poultry Politician Mugs

Kid about hen: 'She's the chief executive egg layer. I call her coop The Oval Office.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'Superstock'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'