Poultry Pioneer Mugs

'He specializes in chicken dishes.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Tasty bird.'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Step on it, Larry.'

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."