Poultry Protagonist Gifts

'I don't know all that much about welding, but I really need to get a job before the end of the month.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Tasty bird.'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Hen Night

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

The Colonel at home.

Suddenly, the line went dead.

Fee Range Chickens

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Chicken Crime Scene.

Chicken

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."