Poultry Historian Gifts

Life In Grade A.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'Tasty bird.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

The Colonel at home.

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Fee Range Chickens

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'