Poultry Historian Pillows

Life In Grade A.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'Tasty bird.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

The Colonel at home.

Fee Range Chickens

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'

Chicken

Chicken Crime Scene.