Pool Table Enthusiast Gifts

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Swimming Prankster

Bankside

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Cruise.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Chick Billiard Ball

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Mozart swimming.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Pool lovers

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'