Pool Table Pro Gifts

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Golfer on Pool Table

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Swimming Prankster

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Bankside

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A termite practical joke.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.